The hooker joke

It's another Sunday and another BATS day. I didn't eat dinner before work, just took dessert. It was an average night at the BATS, more on easy-to-handle crowd. Some said it's better to come on a Sunday at the BATS, when we play, because they can enjoy drinking at the bar while talking. When a live band plays there, they couldn't talk because of the loud music.

We got familiar faces in the crowd tonight. Faces we've seen sitting at the lounge for the past nights or the night before. They were kinda amazed at how lively we can be, as opposed to being lifeless and almost-like terracottas at the lobby lounge.

I've had like a few tequila sunrise & a baileys. Got me in the mood for headbanging. Our music tonight was kinda different from the past BATS gig that we had. Tonight was more on banging music, or so I thought.

We had a gynaecologist in the crowd and he's from Malaysia. And just out of naughty thinking, I noticed there are lots male gynaecologists. So I asked him.

Me: If a guy wanna see women's thingy, he can become a gynaecologist. But if a girl wanna see men's thingy, what can she become?
Doc: (paused and looked at me) Do you want a frank answer?
Me: (defensively) Don't get me wrong, it's just a naughty thought out of me!
Doc: Do you want a frank answer?
Me: Yes
Doc: A hooker!

That's the naughtiest thing I have ever asked a guy - well okay, not the naughtiest... at least, just for the past 3 days hahaha! - and that answer from Doc Shariff really cracked me up. I forgot to include in the question the phrase "in medical field". But it was a witty stuff that I won't ever forget.

So there, at least, I didn't just get pissed at the BATS. I co-created the hooker joke! Right, Doc Shariff?
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