For people working in hotels

1. We work in weird shifts - like a prostitute

2. They pay you to make the client happy - like a prostitute

3. The client pays a lot of money, but your employer keeps almost every penny - like a prostitute

4. You are rewarded for fulfilling the client's ideas - like the prostitutes

5. Your friends fall apart and you end up hanging out with people in the same profession as you - as the prostitutes

6. When you have to meet the client you always have to be perfectly groomed - like a prostitute

7. But when you go back home it seems like you are coming back from hell as the prostitutes

8. The client always wants to pay less but expects incredible things from you - as from the prostitutes

9. When people ask you about your job, you have difficulties to explain it - as the prostitutes

10. If things turn out to be wrong is always your fault - as the prostitutes

11. Everyday when u wake up you say: IM NOT GONNA SPEND THE REST OF MY LIFE DOING THIS - like a prostitute


The only difference is that the prostitutes can take xmas and new years eve off and they actually do get a lot of Money!!!

If you know someone in the hospitality industry send this email so they dont feel bad anymore.... like a prostitute!!!


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