What tree are you?

This email has already circulated the inboxes for years now. I received it again today. On the mail, you will find out what tree you are by based on your birthday. My birthday is September 29, so I found the bracket "Sept. 24 to Oct. 3" and it says I'm a Hazelnut Tree. And here's what it says about me which is totally true... totally!

Hazelnut Tree (the Extra ordinary) -- charming, sense of humor, very demanding but can also be very understanding, knows how to make a lasting impression, active fighter for social causes and politics, popular, quite moody, sexually oriented, honest, a perfectionist, has a precise sense of judgment and expects complete fairness.

Don't you think so, too?